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This is Vampire Diaries fic! I know! I’m surprised, too!

It’s sort of show-related, sort of book-related, mostly because I don’t know how—or if—they’re going to deal with Katherine, let alone Klaus. (If you don’t know who Klaus is, or if you want to be spoiled for the show, maybe don’t read this.)

( VD: though it is not recorded )

In which Count D buys a certain kind of cicada, and should really be glad he didn’t get the seagull, too.

( PSOH/Umineko no Naku Koro ni: Dicker )

Sometimes, you just have the kind of week that ends with needing to see the movie where people kill Nazis. This has been one of those weeks.

( Inglorious Basterds, or, If You Wrote Slash For Band of Brothers, You Can Do This, Too )

Dear Internet: LET’S START TALKING ABOUT ELI ROTH, WHAT DO YOU SAY.

Paul T. Scheuring (of "SERIOUSLY, PAUL T. SCHEURING, I WILL CUT YOU" infamy re: Prison Break) is writing and directing the American remake of Das Experiment, which was a German movie loosely based on the Stamford Prison Experiment. It's got Elijah Wood, Forest Whitaker, Cam Gigandet and Adrien Brody.

I gotta tell you, I am cautiously excited about this. I actually like Scheuring's stuff, for all that I occasionally (okay, often) want to stab him, and--I mean, it's based on the Stamford Prison Experiment! When you give people power and no real supervision, they tend to go kind of crazy! Also, Forest Whitaker!

According to popcrunch.com--who we all know is a bastion of journalistic integrity, so grain of salt time--Ashlee is pregnant again.

So. You know. That was fast.

(On the plus side, you know how the Enquirer is always reporting that Jessica is whining about wanting a baby with Romo and waaaah maybe she's infertile? Dude, maybe it's Romo. Think about it.)

This is as much a story about Jac and Audrey as it is about the people around them; and even if you don’t like them, that doesn’t mean their story is any less meaningful than anyone else’s.

( hope you survive the experience: Jac & Audrey )